The GARYVERSEIS COMING
SOON

I am Gary.    

I came into this world on a snowy Tuesday in December. I have a family who puts up with (and dare I say enjoys) my wild capers. I hate birds. I get drunk with half of a gin and tonic and 0% alcohol Heineken is my jam. My middle child and dog have the same name. I can’t sneeze less than 10 times at once. I stopped drinking Dr. Pepper 5 years ago. I miss it everyday. I have mastered many things.